I had such a horrible time at the last one that I wouldn’t miss this one for the world. Well, maybe I’d miss it for the world. But then I’d own the world so I could do whatever I want. Which is go to #SnarkNYC. SUCKAAS!

sarkastickunt:

I have already spoken to the venue and booked the event, as well as a DJ for music.

I am in negotiations with a hotel that is only 2 blocks from the venue for a rate of $189.00.

I am looking for a bar/venue for the pre-game and am trying to organize a brunch for that Sunday. 

I will be creating the RSVP sign in page sometime tonight…and I can’t wait to see all of your faces again!!!!

“Wow” pretty much sums it up. What an amazing weekend in NYC.

I have so many great stories to tell and many more I shouldn’t tell.

One of the many highlights: I got to meet so many awesome people from the internet. You thought all these people are cool online? Turns out, they’re way better in person.

I’m contemplating writing a book just on all the crazy, insane, lucky adventures I’ve enjoyed over the past four days. It would be an action-adventure travel guide mixed in with memorable scenes of humor and lust.

Would any of you read it?

Until the Jorgasmic cross-country trip.

Thinking about calling it “The Grapple in the Big Apple”

Because I’ll be fighting with my sobriety the entire time.

I’m just a little bit more than giddy about my upcoming NYC trip. Cross country for $240…I’d be stupid not to.

Anyone have any suggestions of things to do/check out/eat while I’m there?

Who’s going to the tweetup?